Dear Internet,

I really enjoyed getting updates from you sent to my phone but I've decided to discontinue this service. Why must I feel like I'm always plugged in? It's really kind of silly, so I've decided to sever my ties with Twitter, Facebook, and the like. It's not like I won't be using them anymore, but that I won't be trying to get glimpses of them when I'm in class, rehearsal, or simply without a computer.

As such, I will also try to distance myself from the familiar activity of Facebook/Twitter/blog stalking my friends. I will try to check their accounts daily, if I must, but perhaps it is in my best interest to not feel the need to know their every posted thought. It actually might be in my best interest to write a program that compiled these into a short summary. Only time will tell.

Your faithful buddy,
Dan